WTB WITH JEN BRISTER, MAUREEN YOUNGER AND ALLYSON JUNE SMITH

by Impatient Productions

Jen Brister, Maureen Younger and Allyson June Smith are Women Talking Bollocks. An irreverent magazine show with bracing, anarchic chat from three middle-aged, funny women tackling whatever takes their fancy from the world that week. Don’t expect: chat about makeup, diets, and what the bloody Kardashians are doing. They don’t care. Do expect: cultural recommendations and daft tales from Maureen, problem sorting and fervent horror-movie love from Allyson, and TV recommendations and exasperated life ranting from Jen.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/wtb.

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E132: Dense:
Well, Jamie's back with Mother Maureen. Elsewhere, Allyson's bought a room-sized treadmill and Jen cannot be nice to Maureen.

E131: Flightulence:
Fresh off the plane, Maureen's back from Australia armed with Be More Maureen's coming out of her ears. Meanwhile, Jen won't take feedback and Allyson helps a listener start a new job.

E130: Serial Killer Dinnerlady:
This week, Allyson's got herself on puppy ball-licking patrol, while Maureen, leaving Adelaide, can't get away from Jen's haranging. Also, we talk time poverty, Priscilla and Jen's new glasses.

E129: Pepperami Thief:
This week, Maureen swims towards red flags, Jamie gives Jen a morning surprise and Allyson gets her beloved Bear done. Also, dolphins, jellyfish and know-it-all kids.

E128: Poisonous Testosterone:
Friday again! Two weeks into Adelaide, we get Maureen-splained shade and a dubious curling. Meanwhile, Allyson takes her pup’s balls and Jen deals with Chloe, dealing with a World Book Day Meltdown.

E127: Down Under:
Live from Adelaide, it's Maureen Younger! Against all odds, WTB is back on schedule. Jen's looking after Jamie, to her despair, Allyson's caught a bug teaching kids and 10,000 miles away or not, Maureen still has an epic Be More Maureen moment!

E126: Mastication:
A note: This week, Maureen finally made it to Australia, so this episode was recorded a few weeks back and may seem slightly dated. Nonetheless, a great episode for your ears - Maureen's had 750 birthday parties, Allyson's tackling back pain and Jen's sick of the 3 mile hike to the ladies toilet.

E125: Dark Winds:
This episode contains some sensitive themes in the final segment, also a lot of food poisoning. It's a new week! We thought she'd be gone but try as she might, Maureen's still here. Also, Allyson's had food poisoning, Maureen can't use her phone and Jen has had an almost fully lovely week.

E124: Jen Doesn’t Share Food:
This week, Jamie won't keep her cone on, Jen is forced to split a pastry and everyone loses their minds over True Detective. Also, Jen trusts Maureen to take a picture - will she ever learn?

E123: Maureen’s 38th:
That's right, WTB IS BACK! Bringing us back to bollocks, Maureen's gathered the UN for her birthday - Jen can't handle another minute of celebrating, or a drop of Baileys and Allyson's having prezzie problems, while pepping up a listener's partner.

E122: Wrapped or Bagged?:
It's Christmas-time! Whether you love or hate it, WTB is here to ready you for it. Allyson's teaching us how to stay busy, Maureen's challenging wrapping norms and Jen's got her bells out again. Thank you all for a great year of bollocks!

E121: Silk Purse:
This week, Maureen goes to Jersey in December and got nothing out of it, Jen loses the fight for heating control and Allyson helps a listener get payback. Literally.

E120: Dial It Down:
This week, Maureen competes in the final of British Comedian of the Year, Allyson takes care of the boomers and a recent rant from Jen comes back with a vengeance.

E119: Fishy Tankini:
This week, Maureen frees herself in a jacuzzi, Jen manages to control herself and Allyson develops a penchant for poisson. Also, Jen's tour finishes with the ladies in the round.

E118: Going Green:
This week, Allyson helps with partners' redundancy, Maureen goes from upside down to inside out and Jen's segment intros go too far.

E117: Total Wrong Call:
This week, Jen had a trouser crisis, Allyson finds a driving samaritan and Maureen causes carnage directing people to the wrong theatre. Also, the gang loses it over a very surprising film recommendation, and the phrase 'Tongue Balls', which we could not get away with as the title.

E116: Breadth, Width, Girth:
This week, Jen and Allyson get their sauna on and Maureen is yet again bested by her own fishnets. Also, Severance, Vienna and complete confusion from Bodies.

E115: Meal Deal Vino:
This week, Maureen gives her worst gift, Allyson brings a personal problem to the fray and Zen Jen's back questioning whether exhaustion's brought her peace.

E114: Nice Tats:
This week, Jen and Maureen meet Gok Wan, Allyson's shielded from bed bugs through her mum's prayer and we ponder one of life's great questions: do I want sex or a bacon sandwich?

E113: Bad Cuppa:
How do you tell someone they make a bad cup of tea? What do you do when you find yourself locked in a cafe? How cheap could a ring possibly be? All these questions and MORE will be answered on this week's WTB. Get on it.

E112: Foxtrot, Two Step, Cha Cha Cha:
This week, Maureen misses some key info on Jamie, Allyson joins balloon-huffing rave preppers and a dog eats Jen's beach picnic. Also, we bid a farewell to Michael Gambon and we talk about friendships parting ways.

E111: Something’s Pulsing:
This week, Jamie's becoming more popular than Maureen, Jen double books her own show and Allyson preps a listener for having a kid. Also, Neighbours, cat trees and everything being too bloody expensive.

E110: Stroking Your What?:
WE'RE BACK! Summer's come and gone and we've made some changes: Maureen's become a mother, Jen's the third child her partner's raising and Allyson's taking Canadian graveyard selfies (to name a few). Also, friendship break-ups, feline interruptions and Rob Reiner.

E109: 50% Less Cream:
We're holing up for summer now to give us all a bit of time off, but we'll be back in September with oodles of bollocks! For now, enjoy swimming caps that aren't water resistant, sleeping in a loft extension and a complicated lesbian situation.

E108: Javier Rey:
After a brief Wham! interlude, Maureen's back to her Spanish Leading Man obsession. Meanwhile, Allyson and Jen are avoiding poo water, Maureen's not throwing away enough and we face a tricky wedding invite issue.

E107: Russell Kirk:
If you thought you've seen Jen angry so far this series, just wait for her reaction to Maureen's half-hour late arrival. Also, gatecrashing a kids' photoshoot, propping up Bezos and Allyson's boyfriend's bum.

E106: Hard Entry:
This week Maureen trims her bush, Allyson enters a bin feud with an unknown enemy and Jen's got no say on her holidays. Also, floppy discs, OAP care and poor art gallery etiquette. Content Warning: Today's TV section includes discussion of programmes with serious, adult themes.

E105: Slide Alongs:
This week, Jen's back from Glastonbury and is FEELING IT, Maureen's got bug problems and Allyson's helping us with the long school holiday. Also, Elton John, Rosetti paintings and a failed dress reveal.

E104: Salty Steves:
Starting with not a bang, but a crack, Jen's trapped a nerve. Meanwhile, Maureen reflects on a case of Envelope Elbow, Allyson introduces her Mega Cup and we see a truly unique perspective on the Berlin Wall. Also, the Cultural Corner intro gets out of hand.

E103: Pomeranian Training:
This week on the podcast, Maureen struggles to count where one Be More Maureen moment ends and the next one begins. Also, Allyson begins dog training, Jen can't understand builders and Maureen's got a book to rebrand.

Episode 102: Pondering:
This week on WTB: Allyson MC's a wedding, Maureen can't find a changing room (and won't bother looking) and Jen brings us to a triple dose of horror recs. Also, a lovely chat about the late Tina Turner.

Episode 101: Joan’s Chuff:
This week, Maureen hulks out - tearing a door off it's hinges, Jen gets scammed and Allyson reopens an old 4 cheese pizza-shaped wound between Maureen and Jen. I can only apologise for the chewing at the start.

Episode One Hundred: Medically Advised Milkboarding (with Jessica Fostekew):
Jessica Fostekew joins us for this very special milestone episode, with glorious food talk, eating rituals, WhatsApp-Mum feuds, e-scooter hatred and much more! Also, Allyson makes floured door stops, Maureen can't stand a baby up and Jen loses it over a stir fry.

Episode Ninety Nine: Maureen Drives a Boat:
... I didn't say she drives it WELL! This week, Maureen spurs on Jen's goat, Allyson wants her complimentary muffins and Jen is beaten by a hoover.

Episode Ninety Eight: Where’s the Wick?:
WARNING - there's a lot of coronation talk in this episode, and we're not that big on it. This week, Jen causes a power imbalance crowning her own kids, Maureen struggles to distinguish a plant from a candle and Allyson tries to make living with an ex work.

Episode Ninety Seven: Topless Jigsawing:
Look, there's meant to be a heatwave at the weekend - you've gotta do what you gotta do. Speaking of which - this week Jen realises she's got to get better hotels. Also, Maureen walks in on Jen changing, Allyson helps us introvert and we learn about Jen's density.

Episode Ninety Six: LA Jen:
The old Jen is gone, briefly, and she (sort-of) sustains a calm and relaxed vibe from the City of Angels. Maureen meets the heights of Hollywood with a trip to Dorset, and schools us on shelving seduction tactics. Allyson's helped her Mum become bionic and schools us on holding grudges.

Episode Ninety Five: Unsuccessful Wrist Action:
This week on the pod - two advice sections, two goats and one insane Be More Maureen moment. Also, Maureen's a furry, Jen's prepping to go to LA but really keeping it to herself and Allyson really excited to move back in with her parents.

Episode Ninety Four: Tedious Bits:
This week, Maureen treats you to not one but TWO Be More Maureen's before the episode even really starts. Also Jen discovers Maureen's licking action, Allyson gets Jen singing to her keys and Maureen completes her greatest (accidental?) heist to date.

Episode Ninety Three: Swerving Weddings:
This week, Maureen takes an impressively awful nautical exploration, Jen goes to two concerts and goats herself and Allyson gigs where the drugs are. Also, you will not believe how much you're expected to spend on a gift to a wedding you're not even attending.

Episode Ninety Two: A Measuring Jug of P!ss:
Here we are again. Jen's serenading Maureen out of her house, Allyson's in Canada drinking dubious liquids and Maureen successfully didn't drink oil. Also, accupuncture, travel tips and more accidental thievery.

Episode Ninety One: Through the Flaps:
We're always learning new skills at WTB, this week Allyson manages to become invisible TWICE! Also, Maureen gets thrown out of a nudist pool, Jen starts a war with a waiter and advice on tackling the dentist.

Episode Ninety: A Good Leeching:
s it true? Are we back? YOU BET WE ARE! Back with a bang, Maureen spent 5 nights at Jen's, Allyson is bemused by porridge baths and Jen starts a skin disease gang. Also, windowless hotel rooms, theft and the Last of Us. This one's got it all.

Episode Eighty Nine: Christmas Special!:
We did it! Another year of bollocks. This week's Christmas special (and final episode of the year) is jam packed with bells, bells, bells. When I close my podcast apps I still hear the bells a-ringing. Also, Allyson breaks a door, Maureen has to literally cut herself out of a pair of tongs and we learn Jen's big on Mick Lynch, not so big on Harrison Ford.

Episode Eighty Eight: Harmonica Assembly:
This week, airfryer-buying Maureen can't be trusted with hardware, Jen's high point was an MOT and Allyson rings in the Christmas season. Look out next week for our Christmas special!

Episode Eighty Seven: Barnacle Penis:
This week, Allyson's sick as a dog, battling the flu in the trenches, Jen gets caught with her head between Maureen's thighs and Maureen shamelessly removes her tights at the back of a gig.

Episode Eighty Six: Cream On The Sheets:
This week, Jen gigs for a Royal, Allyson tackles sexism in the workplace and Maureen learns that not anything can be a towel. Also, a pizza atrocity.

Episode Eighty Five: Exhaustipated:
This week, Jen and Maureen end the first leg of the tour on a very tired note, Allyson burns herself on an airfryer TWICE and we learn Maureen doesn't buy bin bags. Also, a gold star if you guess which segment Maureen might be missing from.

Episode Eighty Four: Train Trauma A Go-Go:
A real topsy turvy week this one - we learn that the #BeMoreMaureen Moment is not just for Maureen and Jen isn't the only one that can have a good rant. Also, Allyson lodges at Jen's in her touring absence.

Episode Eighty Three: Mash and Baileys:
This week, Jen and Maureen boldly coerce someone from their allocated seating, Allyson sorts compulsive exercise and Jen is trapped in a hotel of cyclical alarm torture. Still can't say I understand what potted crab is.

Episode Eighty Two: Zen Jen:
Jen's gone mindful, you'll have to listen to believe it. Also, Maureen can't handle Jen's level of fame, Allyson takes on creepy coworkers and there's no need for us to talk about our caverns.

Episode Eighty One: Tits Under The Armpits:
On the road agaiinnn! This week, Jen double-doses on ranting, Maureen oils up for another highly implausible, how-did-that-happen #BeMoreMaureen moment and Allyson brings breathing exercises to calm our collective anger - not Jen though, she's a ray of sunshine.

Episode Eighty: Snuck In Through The Flaps:
This week, be prepared as we encounter a #BeMoreMaureen Moment that will make you forever turn down a boiled sweet, Allyson's body impressively rejects a walk and Jen has to combat front-row-snogging. Also, a buttery being like a croissant? What's that all about?

Episode Seventy Nine: Sprayed With Mayo:
WE ARE BACK. Back for good(?). On this week's grand return, Allyson dials in from Canada, Maureen sleeps on Book Club and Jen gets a face full of Maureen's salad.

Episode Seventy Eight: Markus Birdman Talks Bollocks:
Yeah, you read that right. A MAN? On WOMEN Talking Bollocks? Wow, it’s almost like it’s a series finale. Don’t miss out on truck nuts, sitting on the blind and killing ‘you look well’.

Episode Seventy Seven: Tapping Out:
Who ever said podcasting was easy? In a week of sweating and sweltering, we come back with a piping hot dose of bollocks - Jen is swam over and hits the deck, Maureen burns are upstaged and Allyson teaches the art of the “compromise”.

Episode Seventy Six: Turn Your Video On, Wombat!:
This week, we're horrified and we're heated, one of which is by choice. Allyson faces the tropics, Jen buys a Slavic pint and mortgages her house and Maureen trying to close her email results in total carnage. Pretty standard, if you ask me.

Episode Seventy Five: Show Me Your Plughole:

Episode Seventy Four: Read the Room, Paul!:
This week, Jen goes to Glastonbury, returning with scurvy and a lot of problems with a certain Beatles member. Maureen, a professional comedian, forgets the purpose of a microphone. Allyson, advice guru, tries to cure Jen's fury. Also, we get real on Roe V Wade.

Episode Seventy Three: Dodging Jetskis:
*SNIFF* Ooh, you feel that? It's hayfever season. Well here at WTB we've had ENOUGH! This week Allyson gives us all the remedies, Jen gets into a medical flap and Maureen teaches us the German word for the squits.

Episode Seventy Two: Crusty Conspiracies:
Back into the regular swing of things, this week Allyson pumps up the empathy, Jen finds herself besiEged by lattes and Maureen rejects the English language. Also ears: crusty, sweaty or dead?

Episode Seventy One: Struggling To Cry Is Like A Tricky Poo:
Content Warning - We return after a rather unexpected absence and talk a lot about grief. Trust me, you will laugh - this week’s double Be More Maureen is GOLD. But you may also cry. Regardless, you’re in for it.

Episode Seventy: Maureen’s Disembodied Head:
This week, we're slipping in Sainsburys and dropping f-bombs to children. Also, Allyson gets COVID, Maureen pre-crashes a party and Jen’s had enough of sticky mouth.

Episode Sixty Nine: A Sandy Chooch:
It's the fateful, funny number episode, and this week Maureen turns everything on it's head. Jen warns Allyson against letting Maureen near her house, Allyson tries to calm us all down, to which Maureen goes ballistic over plates.

Episode Sixty Eight: Get Your Own Chips:
Bollocks, glorious bollocks! This week, we break into new ground, we're talking nosh! Also, Allyson goes rogue, Maureen wiggles into a glimpse of logic and Jen has had it with trains.

Episode Sixty Seven: You Snooze, You Lose, Kids:
A true example of the dichotomy of the podcast - while Allyson is doing 5 gigs a night and helping fix driving test fear, Jen and Maureen are terrorising children through laser tag and theme park rides. Also, Allyson becomes a bra specialist while Jen wears one correctly for the first time ever.

Episode Sixty Six: Unstirred Frappacrappachinos:
This week, Allyson commits a cardinal sin. Also, Maureen impresses an ex with brown stories, Allyson takes on fears and phobias and Jen's internet drops out on her for the last time.

Episode Sixty Five: A Tickle on the Goat:
This week - a masterful array of bollocks. Maureen lowballs the dole, Jen requires a content warning and Allyson navigates a listener's queer-lization. Also: hitmen, cannibals and good-old gift-giving.

Episode Sixty Four: Turbulent Flatulence:
You could smell this episode coming a mile away! Allyson takes a pongy plane ride, Jen pre-plans a sombre child's birthday and Maureen prefers talking to a frozen Jen. Also, the ladies share tips to get your 40 winks.

Episode Sixty Three: Stainage Front and Back:
Two birthdays and no celebrating! Jen finds romance in a hidden heater, Allyson ponders a dilemma over a birthday pasty and Maureen’s fool-proof mess avoidance method comes CRUMBling down.

Episode Sixty Two: Sausage Rolls Over Salad:
In this week's logic-breaking, bollock-ridden pre-weekend audio extravaganza: Maureen turns her garden into an obstacle course, Allyson sings for the French and Jen discovers the wonders of Couples Therapy. Also, Maureen learns the dangers of greasy finger cybercrime.

Episode Sixty: Trying To Create Christmas Cheer:
Ding dong merrily on iTunes (or wherever you get your podcasts) - it's the season finale and holiday special. In our audio stocking this week are THREE Be More Maureen moments, Allyson's advice for getting through the holiday with your folks, and Radio Brister isn't playing any old rubbish.

Episode Fifty Nine: Breathe It Out, Brister:
It's beginning to look a lot like... Friday! Which means a new check-in with our favourite gals. Maureen's rule of four skirts with danger, Allyson copes with seasonal affective disorder, and Jen doesn't know what the rules are anymore. Plus Allyson's best horror recommendation ever?!

Episode Fifty Eight: Borderline Sex Dream About Larry David:
Curb your loins - this one got weird quickly. Maureen's trip to the cinema gets unexpectedly blue, Allyson is here to cure relationship inadequacy, and Jen tells the anti-woke brigade to wake the f*ck up. Plus one Be More Maureen too many or few.

Episode Fifty Seven: We Need Some Ying:
Fire up the Mystery Machine - we're off with the gang to get some answers! Will Maureen find the owner of the mystery bag? How can Allyson link getting healthy and watching horror flicks? Where has all Jen's time gone? And will Be More Maureen: The Movie ever get commissioned?

Episode Fifty Six: What’s Your Ear Situation?:
Clear out your ears - the WTB gang are back for another week. Maureen gets dispatched to a faux pas de cinema, Allyson sets sail on new friendships, and Jen sticks it to the mess in her car. Plus cocktail sausages, culture, and ambiguous Australian accents, cobber!

Episode Fifty Five: I Would’ve Sucked On That Bone:
Technical jiggery-pokery will not stand in the way of your weekly dose of Friday fun content. Maureen has a meaty surprise, Allyson tells us about what's worth changing and what definitely isn't, and Jen gets apoplectic about electric scooters.

Episode Fifty Four: Lock The Cat Out:
We're starting the weekend as we mean to go on - by talking utter bollocks. Maureen finds new ways to mess up a list, Jen goes doolally for doodoo, and Allyson leaves us feline better.

Episode Fifty Three: Team No Knickers:
It's Friday and that can only mean three things: Maureen completing the How Not to Watch a Play trilogy, Allyson dealing out truths about the fakers, and Jen gets us up in arms to save our NHS. Plus a massive pair of knickers.

Episode Fifty Two: You Got A Sourdough Bottom:
Jen, Maureen and Allyson think you have such good taste and want to thank you for being so supportive and listening to this week's antics of sleeping through plays, battling rubbish immune systems and learning how to take compliments. You're the best listener, you really are. Yes you! And did anyone tell you that your eyes are so blue/brown/green. You are so lovely. No really, you're the best!

Episode Fifty One: Don’t Overcook Your Eggs:
It's all accidentally about Doppelgängers this week: Maureen confuses her vertical self with her horizontal self, Allyson teaches us how to untether from imposter syndrome, and Jen's goat is gotten by...herself.

Episode Fifty: Happy Half Century!:
It's Episode Fifty! Woweeee. What better way to celebrate than 50s films with Maureen, avoiding awkward encounters thanks to Allyson, and lighting the fires of Jen's rage without any petrol.

Episode Forty Nine: It’s Under The Sofa:
Come with us on a journey beneath Maureen's sofa. We'll find unsavoury yoghurts, pushy landlords, Allyson's horror, the Bronte sisters and absolutely no Alice bands whatsoever if Jen has her way.

Episode Forty Eight: Fluffs, Ruffs and Buffs:
The women turn your bad day around with Allyson's advice, Jen causes a racket amongst the clothes racks and Maureen's sleeping plans get deflated.

Episode Forty Seven: Cover Your Nipples, Cover Your Bottoms:
In this week's episode, Jen loses her rag when tourists lose their tops, Allyson gives us parenting advice, and Maureen's film programming has unexpected consequences.

Episode Forty Six: There Are No Menopausal Werewolves:
The mooncup is full but there's nothing to fear in this week's episode. The women start a new feature, Bra Talk, Jen's goat is got by the audience (not you - you're nice!), Allyson helps us come out of our shy shells, and Maureen surpasses her own wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time standards.   Plus come see the women talk bollocks from the comfort of your own home in an exclusive, never-to-be-podcasted live show on Zoom with the Women in Comedy Festival on Sunday 10th October at 8pm. Tickets available at wicf.ticketsolve.com/shows/873620317

Episode Forty Five: Begone!:
Jen gets no mad for Nomadland and some mad for mid-Atlantic accents, Allyson resolves a clash of the weddings, and Maureen has absolutely no idea how sun cream works.   Plus come see the women talk bollocks from the comfort of your own home in an exclusive, never-to-be-podcasted live show on Zoom with the Women in Comedy Festival on Sunday 10th October at 8pm. Tickets available at wicf.ticketsolve.com/shows/873620317

Episode Forty Four: Series 3:
We're back, again! It series 3 and we are forty four episodes in. Jen is as furious as ever and camping gets a real double stripping down, Allyson shares her best scary clown and gives great advice on how to get rid of emotional vampires, and Maureen has racked up some moments and shares her favourite iconic actors.

End Of Series 2: Best Bits:
We're taking a break in our queen size bed for three whilst we work on Series 3, so here's a selection box of the best moments from Jen Brister, Maureen Younger, Allyson June Smith, some of our fabulous guests, and the wonders of technical errors!

Episode Forty Two: I Can Only Deliver Surprise:
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, you're listening to DJ Maureen back in London city. Jen's goat takes on a neglectful GP and Allyson advises on the big bad 'D'. This is jam hot.

Episode Forty One: A Standardised Okay Time:
Maureen is at the Brister household and accidentally goes on a blind date. Jen needs a cure for anti-vaxxers. Allyson brings us motivation with some help from the best Dad ever. It's all going off in the podcast that's sarong, it's right!

Episode Forty: The Yips:
Jen, Allyson & Maureen are back with another great episode - just don't mention the yips. Plus Jen's beach gets invaded by lascivious lads, Allyson needs some advice, and Maureen defends her home... as long as she can remember where she lives.

Episode Thirty Nine: The Sound of Silence:
Treat yourself to a staycation this week with your three favourite friends (as long as you're actually at home). Allyson gets grown-up about adultery, Maureen gets involved in a (sort of) police chase, and Jen's sober nightmare continues.

Episode Thirty Eight: P.W.H.P.W.H.D.R.W.W:
You are cordially invited to join the secret society of People Who Hate People Who Hate Dry Robes Wankers Wankers. At today's meeting, Maureen blocks herself from herself, Allyson teaches self-reflection, and Jen takes on rip-off plumbers.

Episode Thirty Seven: Split-Ending Her Tits Off:
Jen, Maureen and Allyson start to re-emerge into the real life world of human people with gigs, guilt and bad birthday presents.

Episode Thirty Six: From Thyme to Thyme:
There are outcomes to every decision. At one time, you listen to the new episode of WTB with Maureen's scatterbrained suppers, Allyson's curtailing of competitiveness, and Jen's bladder blunders. In other time, your day is a little less interesting.

Episode Thirty Five: Honorary Lesbians:
On this week's episode, our panel of experts discuss the labours of the artist and whether capitalism is the fundamental flaw of our society...but then they get back to the bollocks. Allyson advises against pointless purchases, Maureen loses her PINs, and Jen's goat is ice cold.

Episode Thirty Four: Thighs of Steel, Glutes of Gold:
In a true crime special edition (not really!), Maureen solves the mystery of the dead frog, Allyson is done playing the victim and Jen can't say no to the Nokia.

Episode Thirty Three: Absolutely Vag-Faced:
If you're looking for unusual pre-drink techniques, the ladies have you covered. Plus Maureen goes off the rails, Jen has the super league of all goats, and we put our faith in Allyson's advice on faith.

Episode Thirty Two: Barbara Nice:
This week we're joined by the piggin' fantastic Barbara Nice to chat yum-yums, spirit mediums, and Mary Berry's houseplants. Plus Jen has rubbish recycling, Maureen crosses the streams, and Allyson enlists some help advising on long, happy relationships.

Episode Thirty One: Check Out My Firepit:
Jen's in a spin, Allyson's done outdoor socialising, Maureen's eating for four, and everyone's hankering for a fire pit.

Episode Twenty Eight: Zoe Lyons:
Fresh from an unusually attired sea swim, the hilarious Zoe Lyons joins the women. Allyson fights vampires of all kinds, Jen's orthopaedics are ageing her by the minute, and for once it's not Maureen's fault - it's San Andreas's!

Episode Twenty Six: I Don’t Want To See Michael Douglas’s Bottom:
Jen goes to war with a blue Ford Focus, Allyson heads up to bat for Basic Instinct, and Maureen almost locks horns with her bank over a suspicious purchase. Also broccoli facts. We do spoil you.

Episode Twenty Five: Heavy Duty Schadenfreude:
Maureen is full of positivity this week, which puts Jen and Allyson in a spin. Allyson advises us on how we can approach the path back to 'normality' and Jen's goat is got by her family's mess. And a special announcement: a WTB new material night with friends Angela Barnes and Rachel Fairburn.

Episode Twenty Four: Live at Leicester Comedy Festival!:
Women Talking Bollocks live from Leicester Comedy Festival! Jen is sick of parenting advice, Allyson teaches us all how to say no and Maureen attaches herself to a blender. With some of you lovely lot joining us on Zoom!

Episode Twenty Three: We’re Back To Lighten The Load:
We're back! It series 2, we are still in lockdown, and the women are back to "lighten your load". Jen is still wanging on about sea swimming, Allyson is still in love with her puppy and Maureen has got the first of many more moments to share.

Episode Twenty Two: Hannah Gadsby:
The women talk bollocks with very special guest, Hannah Gadsby. It's Christmaaaas! And our final episode of the season. Jingle bells, dogs vs kids, discovering Friends in lockdown and Hannah and Jen both have a Be More Maureen moment.

Episode Twenty One: My Corner Has Been So Cultured:
Allyson lights us all up and brings the Christmas cheer, Maureen goes in search of gifts and forgets the essential shopping element and Jen's goat is got by Santa Claus and her desperate need for time.

Episode Twenty: Merry Christmas And A Happy Ney Year:
The women get in the Christmas groove. The great fake-versus-real tree debate, drunk fairies, naff cards and Christmas horror films. Allyson has advice for a solo Christmas. Jen tops the Yuletide joy with a tirade against a seven year old causing havoc in a sandpit. Jingle Bells!

Episode Nineteen: I Want To Look Like A Shaved Drowned Cat:
Maureen learns to cook and forgets a boyfriend's name, Allyson plays dentist with her pup and solves some lockdown problems, and Jen's goat is got by the correct Lego plural, marmite-pyjama-stealing flatmates, and flaky eyes making her age 70 years.

Episode Sixteen: Come On, Fart With Me:
This week Jen is under the weather and over Zoom, Allyson's given herself the chop and shares a classic British horror, Maureen's knitted herself a top and is watching racy films, and there is quite a bit of talk about farts.

Episode Fifteen: I Think Your Puppy’s Seen My Tits:
This week, Allyson's puppy is licky but prudish and judgemental, Jen's proud of her age but it's got her goat the she has to be, Maureen hits peak singledom and there's a fair bit of talk about peanut butter, threesomes and vivid wet dreams.

Episode Fourteen: Who We’ve Been Doing:
This week Maureen wants to know who everyone's been doing, Allyson anoraks her pooch and arms us against workplace bullies, and Jen's hangover is so bad her eyebrows are too heavy and she can't remember...words?

Episode Thirteen: It Is What It Is:
This week Allyson plays Zip Zap Zop and talks Fatal Attraction, Maureen scalds the plumber and doesn't notice Jen's cat has died, Jen creates her Bristermandments and polishes her Doctor's bedside manner.

Episode Twelve: Hokey Cokey Pig In A Pokey:
Is it Hokey Cokey or Hokey Pokey or Hokey Cokey Pokey or who cares. This week the women get stepping with loose elastic, discuss cloudy gussets, tricky mums and German films and humble bragging on social media gets taken down.

Episode Eleven: Vagina Teeth:
This week Jen sets a step challenge and takes offence at chewing gum, Allyson lets her Pomeranian loose in Moss Side and frightens everyone with the concept of Vagina Teeth, and Maureen flashes her crotch to the masses and talks about French cinema.

Episode Ten: Brenda:
This week the women get hot under the collar and sweaty on top of Jen's knees (just her?), Grindr and equivalent dating apps cause a bit of confusion for Maureen and reveal some surprises for all three, and Allyson looks into the addiction of being drawn to the wrong type of person time and again.

Episode Nine: Are You Feeling Sturdy?:
Jen and Maureen have spent 3 days in a bubble together. Jen's feeling sturdy but sceptical about the make-up counter, Maureen's gone SKI-whiff and imagined Sam Mendes, Allyson deals with hot messes and recommends the classic film Poltergeist.

Episode Eight: Never Gonna Give You Up:
Jen sets her Curtis Stigers test, Maureen fawns over Rick Astley and Allyson gets chills over Bram Stoker's Dracula...WTB are taking a trip into the early 90's. Also, Maureen's vindicated about Buttermilk, Allyson has advice for over 40s daters and Jen's goat is got by bad service.

Episode Seven: Cat Seduction:
Jen out-Maureen's Maureen with her stories of a computer and a portaloo failure, Maureen gets her head stuck in a book and shares her French fancies, and Allyson recommends more horror and brings us up to speed on the perils of cat seduction.

Episode Six: Fusilli’s The New Warhol:
Allyson's in lust with vampires and has some advice for our libidos, Maureen's set against Fusilli and takes Jen on another Warhol/Warhall trip, and Jen showcases her range of accents, gets giddy about Tracey Ullman, and it's Brister vs The Supermarket: Round Two.

Episode Five: There’s A Lot Of Velvet In The World:
Allyson's got it in for velvet but has a lot of love for Keanu Reeves, Maureen messes up with emojis but encourages us to be artistically playful, and Jen sneaks in another sea swimming mention and goes nuclear in a supermarket queue.

Episode Four: Bras Off:
Jen is a questionable domestic goddess but is militant about litter, Allyson gives advice on getting your dream job but also recommends a horror film about a workplace nightmare, and Maureen takes her bra off and launches a WTB bookclub.

WTB – Almost Hamilton:
Jen almost sees Hamilton and is fed up with her lack of privacy, Allyson gets ghost spooked but realistic on being friends with an ex, and Maureen forgets when she's actually recording but makes up for it with her cultural recommendation of the week.

Episode Two: Buttermilkgate:

Episode One: Behind The Bins:
The first episode of Women Talking Bollocks with Jen Brister, Maureen Younger and Allyson June Smith. What's Maureen doing behind the bins? What's on Allyson's horror film countdown and why does Jen needing some alone time really get her goat this week. Recorded and edited by Lianne Coop for Impatient Productions. Artwork by Haiminh Le. Follow @JenBrister, @MaureenYounger, @AllysonJSmith & WTB @wtb_podcast on Twitter and @WTBpodcast Facebook Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/wtb Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/wtb.

Women Talking Bollocks – Trailer:

WTB Trailer:

Yes, Jen Brister and I have a new podcast coming out, launching on the 24th July. What's more fellow comic, Alllyson June Smith will be joining us. https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/wtb-with-jen-brister-maureen-younger-and-allyson-june-smith/id1523338463

Maureen and Jen Talk 20:
Jen Brister & I are back with yet another vlog. I love the fact you can see I couldn't be bothered to zip my dress up at the back despite spending the afternoon in town! #stylequeen #fashionista #pureclass.

Droughtlander Season 5 Ep 12:
It's the final Droughtlander of this season! Boo! Hissss! Ok, no one cares, but Jen and I once again roll their sleeves up and get into the nitty gritty of episode 12. I think it's fair to say that Jen is relieved it's all over. Possibly, you are too.

Maureen and Jen Talk 19:
Jen & I are still in lockdown and still talking utter cobblers.

Droughtlander Season 5 Ep.11:
In the penultimate episode of this season of Droughtlander, Jen & I delve into the nooks and crannies of season 5 episode 11. I'd like to tell you that we reach some kind of epiphany, or break new ground with our insight, but we don't. It's the same old rambling bollocks. Enjoy!

Droughtlander Series 5 Ep 10:
OK, so here's the second half of what should have been one podcast. In a way, it's a relief it's been split into two because the idea of this podcast being over an hour made Jen’s teeth itch. (And that’s never good). This episode includes more appalling production values as us two comics doggedly continue to watch Outlander and then wang on about it.

Droughtlander Series 5 Ep 9:
Just when you thought the production values of this podcast couldn't get ANY WORSE Jen & I are here to surprise you with just how low they can go. Anyway, it's the usual guff where they delve into another exciting episode of Outlander. Fun times.

Droughlander Season 5 Eps 7 & 8:
Better late than never.  Jen & I are back once again dissecting the latest episodes of Outlander with forensic intensity. That may be over stating it somewhat, Jen's still watching it and I am trying to find something positive about the series. Tune in if you have literally nothing better to do with your life. And let's face it, at the moment you probably don't.

Droughlander Series 5 Ep.5 & 6:
Another exciting episode awaits you. This time Jen & I discuss episodes 5 & 6 of Series 5 and Jen does her best not to pass out with boredom.... more of the same basically.

Droughtlander Series 5 Eps 3 & 4:
Not even the Corona Virus can stop us two women producing content that no one really wants. Especially now we've discovered we can record remotely on ZOOM! So here we have ANOTHER episode of Droughtlander, the not even close to being a hit podcast. This time Jen & I half heartedly delved into eps 3 & 4 of series 5. Let's see if we make it to the end of the series, because judging by Jen's attitude it's not looking good....

Maureen and Jen Talk 18:
Not even being in separate cities can stop us producing this nonsense.

Maureen and Jen Talk 17:
Dear Lord. Another one.

Droughtlander Season 5 Episode 2:
It's episode 2 of season 5 and Jen is literally questioning all of her life choices as they delve deep into the whys, whens and hows of this series. Needless to say the main why is, why isn't anything of any interest happening?? As always I keep this podcast afloat, no one knows why Jen is still involved, least of all Jen. As always it's podcast gold.

Droughtlander – Season 5 Episode 1:
Jen & I are back with our mostly ignored podcast focusing on the hit award winning blah blah blah series, Outlander! It's series 5 and Jen has no idea why she's still watching it. I on the other hand am neck deep in the story line and consumed with emotion. Tune in if you love /hate/are indifferent to Outlander. This is almost certainly the podcast you wished you'd heard about 5 years ago so you could tell friends not to listen. ENJOY!

Maureen and Jen Talk Jigsaw Puzzles, New Year Eve and The Witcher:
Jen & I are back with our first podcast of 2020 and it's as average as all the other ones. Expect chat about my jigsaw puzzle, Jen's murder mystery NYE and an anecdote that neither of us can remember. Honestly why anyone listens to this nonsense is an absolute mystery.

Maureen and Jen Talk Ring Tones, Boring Anecdotes and Global Citizens:
It's the last podcast of 2019 and this one literally delivers the exact same nonsense as all the other ones, so don't expect us to have raised our game. Tune in to hear about Jen stuck in a van outside the Royal Albert Hall, how much I love my ring tone and other nail biting anecdotes. Not to be MISSED!

Maureen and Jen Talk 16:

Maureen and Jen Talk 15:
Jen and I get talking again.

Maureen and Jen Talk Make Up, Keanu Reeves & The Shining:
Jen and I recorded this a while back so who knows what this is about. Suffice to say by the end of the recording it gets a bit tense. I'm not sure if this is a podcast or some kind of workshop if I'm honest...

Maureen and Jen Talk Austria, The Crown & Mobile Phones:
Oh look we've done another one. Yes it's gone up a bit late or a bit early. Who knows? If you listen to this podcast you'll be used to the fact that the episodes go up randomly. Anyway, here the irrepressible duo bang on about stuff that include my love of Austria and the fact that Jen misses Claire Foy even though she hasn't started watching the new season of The Crown yet.

Maureen and Jen Talk Hotel Rooms, TV Shows and Other Bollocks:
Oh look, it's us two loons back again with some more nonsense. In this episode you can expect to hear how Jen locked herself in a hotel room, what books and shows we're reading/watching and other bollocks. Enjoy!

Maureen and Jen Talk Life Coaching, The Handmaids Tale & Droughtlander:
Jen & I bring to you another 25 minutes of upbeat* banter to fill your ear 'oles. In this episode we talk about our limited expectations for our respective careers, films we don't like and the upcoming season of Outlander. I mean there's other stuff but you'll just have to listen to find out.... *not really

Maureen and Jen Talk 14:
Oh yes we've done another one! Enjoy!

Maureen and Jen Talk Shows, Mothers and Confrontation:
Jen and I have released yet another hotchpotch 25 minutes of nonsense. In this episode we talk about my inability to disguise my true feelings, aggressive Mums and how many people Jen has punched in the face. Good times.

Maureen and Jen Talk Jim Dale, Gin & Sense8:
Jen and I are still at the Edinburgh Festival... we talk gin, TV shows we love and other stuff. We don't really remember if we’re honest...

Maureen and Jen Start to Talk Twice:
Jen and I are at the Edinburgh Festival and loving every last second of our time there. Tune in to find out if I can take my alcohol (I can't) and how much fun Jen is having (she isn't) and what kind of celebrity parties we've been invited to (we haven't.)

Maureen and Jen Talk Other People’s Podcasts, Mansplaining, bemoremaureen:
Recorded back in July no one has any real idea what was going on, but Jen and I are consistent in our pursuit of chatting around and about subjects that are of little to no interest to anyone other than themselves. Enjoy!

Maureen and Jen Talk Books, Relationships and Hen Dos.:
Jen and I are back with a podcast we recorded AGES AGO in my living room. Tune in for more nonsense. I can't be bothered to get into it, but it's the usual guff. ENJOY!

Maureen & Jen Talk Soft Openings, Tanning & Maureen’s Domestic Skills:
Jen Brister and I are back yet again with ANOTHER out-of -podcast that we actually recorded AGES ago but Jen never got round to putting up and I forgot to nag her. Tune in to find out why Jen loves Factor 50, why I am so bad at washing up and whether or not Jen and I will finally move in together (for Edinburgh at least...)

Maureen and Jen Talk 12:
Jen and I are back! This time we're doing some shameless promoting.

Maureen and Jen Talk Films, Books & Diversity:
Jen and I are BACK after a long hiatus with another podcast of witterings. This time we chat about comedy fans, my love of Wonder Woman (don't ask) and diversity (we're all about the zeitgeist.) Enjoy!

Maureen and Jen Talk 11:
Jen and I discuss our recent trip to see Hamilton and Jen relates the downside of not checking your diary before you head off to gig.

Droughtlander S04 E12&13:
Folks it's the final episode of this series of Droughtlander! I know, dry your eyes because Jen and I will be back with more ramblings, but for now why not tuck into this nonsense. This episode Jen and I discuss the French Scandinavian French priest, question the hearing of the Mohawk people and how it looks like Jamie and Claire might well be usurped by Brianna and Roger. Who knows? Who cares? Maybe you do? I dunno, I do know that Jen seems to have lost the will. Mind you, we both appreciate the new love God that is Murtagh!

Droughtlander S04 E10 & 11:
This time it's nearly an hour and if you can face it, Jen  and I discuss Brianna's temper, Roger's eternal misfortune and Lady Jane Grey's dashing looks. So much to catch up on...

Droughtlander-Season 4 Episode 8 and 9:
Uh oh! It's the first podcast of 2019 and Jen and I are still banging on about Outlander. Hence the title of this podcast. In this episode we discuss Jen's sexy voice (WHAT?), the fantastic orienteering skills of every character (PLEASE), the shed with a fire and soft furnishings that no one else seems to know about and Roger's bloody trousers (They are a DISGRACE!) Enjoy.

Droughtlander Season 4 Episode 7:
Here we go again! Jen and I are in a festive mood and delighted to be discussing the latest episode of Outlander. We take our time to dissect Briana's brilliant orienteering skills, Roger's horrific trousers (what has Richard Rankin done to piss off wardrobe so much?) and how great an actor Tobias Menzies is. You're welcome.

Outlander Season 4 Episode 5:
Don't you just love how these podcasts just randomly pop up?  Jen and I are up to date as we discuss episode 5 of season 4. I am delighted that Outlander is back on track with a 'surprise' (not really) return of a much loved character, and Jen's still as exasperated as ever with the whole thing. It's A LOT of fun for everyone. Honest.

Maureen and Jen Talk 10:
Jen reflects on the joys of eating a meal with me.

Droughtlander Season 4 Episode 4:
Unbelievably Jen and I have another exciting Droughtlander Episode. That's two in one week! We're almost doing this professionally. Well, almost. Listen in to hear everything you needed to know and a lot less about Season 4 Episode 4.

Droughtlander Season 4 Episodes 2 and 3:
Jen  and I return with a bonus Droughtlander this week, this time looking at episodes 2 & 3 of Season 4. Tune in as we marvel at how a show can be both so brutal and naturalistic in one episode and stark raving bonkers in the next.

Maureen and Jen Talk 9:
Uh oh! It's another one of these talking vlog type things with  Jen Brister and myself.

Maureen and Jen Talk about Forest Bathing, Maureen’s Recipies and What’s in Jen’s Bag:

Maureen and Jen Talk Hormones, Male Feminists and Offence:
Uh oh Jen's feeling hormonal so if you're a man listening to this (what are the chances?) just know she doesn't really hate all men. Only some of you. Kidding! It's a really fun episode see if you can hear the tension in my voice as I spend a good 30 minutes hoping Jen isn't going to implode. ENJOY!

Maureen and Jen Talk About Bugger All:
Jen and I hit an all time low in terms of subject matter. This episode we literally talk about bugger all. If you can face 20 minutes of this nonsense then good luck to you...

Maureen and Jen Talk Fame, TV Shows and Barry Cryer:
Oh look we're back AGAIN. This time Jen and I get to grips with Maureen's fame, TV shows and how I have little of interest to say about Barry Cryer. What I'm trying to say is, this episode is just more of the same.

Maureen Jen Talk Musicals, Book Shambles and Live at the Apollo:

Maureen and Jen Talk 8:
Jen tries to give me a compliment; I fail terribly at product placement while sharing with Jen my tips on a night out in Oslo.

Maureen and Jen Talk 7:
Oh look it's Jen Brister and I killing time on our own in a room in Edinburgh. Just what you've always wanted.

Maureen & Jen Talk Edinburgh Festival, Barry Custard and Droughtlander:
Jen and I are back! Will anyone notice? It seems unlikely, but that doesn't stop us talking about the huge amount of fun Jen is having at the Edinburgh Festival and dissecting my inner monologue.

Maureen & Jen Talk on a train about STUFF:
Jen and I are on packed train from Bradford to London with Jen's Mum. We have no shame because we still record this podcast. Actually Jen is a bit embarrassed but I doen't even notice the bloke opposite who is staring directly at us with a look of incredulity on his face. Anyway, here it is...

Maureen & Jen Talk – Southern Rail, Feisty women and Holidays:
In this episode Jen and I try to get to grips with technology by using our brand new mic. We fail. AGAIN. But if you can put up with the horrific sound quality Jen and I talk about lots of stuff, but mostly how much we enjoy standing up to men who hassle us.

Maureen and Jen talk Diets, BGT and Museums:
Jen and I can't stop talking! Well we can but we usually run out of things to say after 20 minutes. However, on this week's episode we are interrupted before we get to finish our usual slick nonsense. We still have time to talk about my diet, the pros and cons of Britain's Got Talent and our favourite museums... I know, exciting stuff.

Maureen and Jen Talk Time Management, Southwark, Circumcised Penises:
Jen and I have upgraded to a brand new microphone! Has it improved the quality of the sound? Not really no, as neither of us have any idea about levels, sound direction or any clue how to use a mic. But you do get to hear the sound of my dress rustling for 25 minutes, which proves this new microphone is great quality. Tune in and listen to us tackle the important subjects of the day including time management, having a sense of direction and circumcised penises. And if that doesn't sell it.... never mind.

Maureen and Jen Talk Films (Part 1):
In this week's episode Jen and I talk FILMS! So if you enjoy Almodovar, the Nouvelle Vague and Kevin Costner, this is the episode for you.

Maureen and Jen Talk Travel:
Jen & I talk travel! Lord knows we've done enough of it between us and if you can stand the horrifically bad audio quality of this episode you'll find out why.

Maureen and Jen Talk Ageing:
In this week's episode Jen and I tackle the subject of ageing and all that comes with it. Well, that's not strictly true...to be honest, I mainly have to handle 25 minutes in the company of a pre menstrual Jen. If you can imagine the horror.Don't imagine, LISTEN TO IT!

Droughtlander Episode 21::
Tune into the final episode of Droughtlander for this season where Jen and I question why the hell we bothered doing this podcast in the first place. I admit that the last episode is one stretch from reality too far and Jen gets her rant on AGAIN. It's a proper finale.

Droughtlander Episode 20:
Jen and I come ever closer to catching up with Season 3 before the finale. Will this podcast become relevant just as the season ends? Probably. In this slightly rushed edition Jen and I tackle the doldrums (sometimes literally) as we look at Episodes 9 & 10. I insist that Jamie can be attractive as he projectile vomits and Jen finds herself somewhat attracted to Claire looking sweaty in a headscarf. You know, the usual.

Droughtlander Episode 19:
Jen and I are elbow deep in Outlander analysis as we turn their attention to episodes 7 & 8. I marvel at Jamie's machismo (again) whilst Jen is confused as to how the ageing process works in 18th century Scotland; and we both agree that neither Claire nor Jamie should be allowed to babysit.

Droughtlander Episode 18:
Here we go again. Jen and I are steaming our way through season 3 like a par of steam...irons...I mean trains. Never mind. In this podcast we look at episodes 5 & 6. As usual, I really enjoy chatting about the 'reunion' and Jen can't help pointing out the continuity holes in time travel. Who knew?

Droughtander Episode 17:
Jen and I are giddy with excitement* as we continue to look at Season 3 of Outlander. This time we turn our attention to episodes 3 & 4. Jen has a lot of opinions that may or may not be fuelled by alcohol and I'm just happy to be talking about Outlander: after all, what else is there? *That may be an overstatement

Maureen & Jen Talk – vlog #5:
Jen and I talk about the 'big issues' in this month's vlog* *We really don't.

Droughtlander Episode 16:
No one thought this would ever happen, least of all Jen & I BUT we have finally got to season 3! UNBELIEVABLE. Anyway in this podcast we look at episodes 1 & 2 where my excitement is tangible and Jen tries to get a word in edgeways!

Droughtlander Episode 15:
Is this a mirage I see before me...? No it's a bumper episode of Droughtlander and in this episode Jen and I manage to cover the final two episodes of Season 2. YES IT'S UNBELIEVABLE! It's only taken us 6 months... (probably longer). Who knows we might actually get up to date with the current series at some point... don't hold your breath.

Droughtlander Episode 14:
Jen and I are extremely pleased with ourselves as we secure our triptych of podcasts. 3 in a row! It's a miracle, not a real miracle where something miraculous happens, just two comedians taking our job (ha ha no one is getting paid!) a bit more seriously. Tune in to Jen and I discussing episodes 10 & 11. Jen is almost interested, not interested enough to listen to anything I say obviously, but not bored out of her mind either. Will we get to the end of series 2? Will we ever move on to the series that everyone is actually watching? No one knows, least of all us as we can't see into the future.

Maureen & Jen Talk – vlog #4:
Jen and I have deludedly recorded another one of these. It's fine, we've got nothing better to do really....

Droughtlander Episode 13:
Jen and I are delighted to be dissecting Episodes 9 & 10 of Season 2. It's unbelievable that we managed to get our act together to record another one so quickly. Don't expect this to continue... anyway, here you go, another 26 minutes of me falling in love with all things Jamie and Jen finally admitting that she might be enjoying Outlander (just a little bit.)

Droughtlander Episode 12:
Jen and I have finally got our act together and recorded another episode of Droughtlander FOR THE SECOND TIME! (No one knows where the first recording went...) This time we're looking at Episodes 7 & 8 of Series 2. A series that no one is watching because series one is on More 4 and series 3 has just come out on Amazon. Still, we're nothing if not dogged/deluded/clueless.

Droughtlander Episode 11:
It's been a few months but Jen and I  are back again due to no demand whatsoever, with another episode of our critically ignored podcast. In this episode we cover episodes 5 & 6 of series 2 where Jen discovers that she prefers season one and I'm still banging on about how Jamie is the 'perfect man.' So, if that tickles your fancy get listening!

Maureen & Jen Talk – vlog #3:
Maureen and Jen are vlogging again - No one's asked them to do this...literally no one.

Maureen & Jen Talk – vlog #2:
It's Maureen and Jen talking again about stuff. What stuff? Just watch it yeah?

Droughtlander Episode 10:
Jen and I are still doing this podcast much to everyone's indifference. This time we look at episodes 3 & 4, or rather I do because Jen appears to have no idea what the hell is going on at any given moment.

Droughtlander Episode 9:
Jen and I  are BACK analysing the hit Scottish Highlands time travel show that is Outlander. We are finally on to Series 2 and in this episode we take a gander at the first two episodes. It's riveting stuff. Even if Jen is seemingly bored to tears with the whole thing now, I am as ever...ENTHRALLED (thought admittedly not as much as I was with Season 1).  

Maureen & Jen Talk – First vlog:
Maureen and Jen are trying a bit of self promotion and failing miserably. But if you have 4 minutes of your life you don't mind losing to their company then tune in!

Droughtlander Episode 8:
Tune in to the final episode of Droughtlander where both Jen and I try to dissect the final two traumatic episodes of Outlander. Jen has no idea why I made her watch them and I am still foggy eyed about the whole show even after watching 437 times. (OK, around 40 times and counting).

Droughtlander Episode 7:
Jen and I are still wittering on about Outlander much to the general indifference of the entire breathing planet. Still we think at least 12 people are listening. Here we discuss Eps 12-14 where we can finally agree on something... and that is that Episode 14 need never have happened. Enjoy.

Droughtlander Episode 6:
Jen & I delve once more into the intricate plot, narrative, characters and psychological drama of the hit period/sci-fi/fantasy/historical show that is Outlander. It would help if we had any idea what episode we were talking about. To be honest I don’t think making notes has helped us seem anymore professional. Still, we had a go. Why not join us as we try to fathom why Claire is so ridiculously hot headed, Jamie is so ridiculously romantic and Gellis has such ridiculously unflattering outfits. Needless to say we’re none the wiser by the end of this episode.

Droughtlander Episode 5:
Another Episode for all Outlander fans, this time Jen and I go into forensic detail looking at episodes 8 & 9 of series one. Jen even has more than one opinion which makes a change. I on the other hand can’t get enough of the show. If nothing else we learn that Jen & me shouldn’t watch sex scenes together, it’s just awkward.

Droughtlander Episode 4:
Episode 4 of the not so official Outlander Podcast from Jen Brister and me. Join us hiding behind a wall in the BFI trying to discuss various sex scenes whilst being interrupted by the noise of traffic, random passers by and a man with emphysema. No one could accuse us of being a professional outfit, but if you like the show you might like this and if you don’t like the show you might like this. What we’re saying is, you might like this. Oh never mind.

Droughtlander Episode 3:
Jen are I are back by literally no demand with our third episode all about Outlander. Yeah, we’re still talking about it. Join us as we not only discuss my favourite television programme of all time but why Jen always gets asked to leave the women’s toilets and how everyone should have an ‘occasional stool.’ Don’t ask, just tune in!

Droughtlander Episode 2:
Jen and I are BACK with yet another podcast about all things Outlander(ish). Listen in if you have nothing better to do. I mean listen in if like me  you LOVE Outlander, or if like Jen a friend has made you watch it! What can I tell you, this podcast is pretty niche…. apart from Jen dissecting my love life and telephone habits.

Droughtlander Episode 1:
The first in a brand new series all about my favourite television show OF ALL TIME, Outlander! Listen in if you love the show, or if you love Sam Heughan or if you fancy Caitriona Balfe or if you’re fascinated by Jacobite history (maybe not) or if you’ve just missed my dulcet tones and those of  Jen. (unlikely) Whatever if your reason you won’t regret it. (Again I can’t promise that.)

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #9:
Jen and I are hysterical. It’s not our fault.  We are currently in the middle of a journey from hell. Join us halfway on a Virgin train from Birmingham to Euston – – luckily for listeners this is before the night bus breaks down, Jen freaks out cause she thinks she’s lost her wallet and finally falls asleep wedged between a coffee table and a sofa….

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #8:
It’s been a while but  Jen & I are BACK! And this time we’re taking a more cerebral approach and discussing Classical philosophy and Nietzsche… OF COURSE WE’RE NOT! We’re just wittering on about bugger all as usual, but this in time in the fabulous company of Leisa Rea. Do listen, you’ll learn nothing.

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #7:
Jen and I are still talking into dead air, much to the general inertia of the public. This time we nearly discuss a trip to Vienna, ruminate over my latest 38th birthday and talk to the wonderful Suzi Ruffell

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #6:
It maybe a New Year, but some things never change. Tune in to Maureen and Jen’s brand new offering for 2014. It’s packed full of exciting…er…well chit chat really….

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #5:
Tis the Season to be JOLLY! Fal la la la la etc. Here’s a little seasonal podcast to help you get through this yuletide period. Merry Christmas!

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #4:
It’s time for the fourth podcast from Maureen and Jen. This time we get deep and personal when we discuss Maureen’s celebrity status, Jen’s award winning career and Crosse & Blackwell soup.

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast #3:
Jen and I find ourselves at a loose end in Stockport, so with the option of watching Les Miserables or recording a podcast we decide to create this nonsense with our comedy friends, Angie McEvoy and Kerry Leigh. Expect far too much information on pound sandwich shops, sexy pirates and chicken goujons. You have been warned.

Maureen and Jen’s Podcast: #2:
The second of what is so far two podcasts. See how it works? Jen and I are back with more nonsense but a better understanding of how to use Garageband. Unfortunately this hasn’t improved the content of the podcast. Still, if you want to hear about my trip to Milton Keynes then TUNE IN! Also Jen makes a chicken casserole. This podcast is so rock n roll! (In no way whatsoever).

Maureen and Jen’s first podcast:
In our first ever podcast we ask important questions like? Why the hell are we doing a podcast anyway? Can you record your voice without a mic? And does anyone read German literature in German if they’re not German? They do if they’re me. With their special guest, writer VG Lee, Jen and I tackle the important issues of the day. Let’s just say that things are said that can never be unsaid. Mainly because Jen recorded it and stuck it on here.